The pursuit of greasy fried excellence is always an emotive journey. A case in point was the Kyrgystan sausage riots we reported on recently, however it seems that bacon, particularly the USA variety has stirred up passions to the point where violence has ensued.
Please use your bacon responsibly.
The remorseless face of a bacon-thrower:
At 1:30 a.m., police were called to an assault off White Top Road, where a man trying to make a sandwich found “all of the bacon was gone but one piece.” When the 44-year-old confronted his brother, 37, about the missing pork, his sibling slapped him into a staircase, then tried to strangle him as he crawled away. Two additional family members intervened in the attack, but the suspect reportedly pushed them both down and made threats to kill his brother. Police observed injuries to the complainant and blood on the stairs, prompting the other man’s arrest.
The somewhat remorseful-looking face of a bacon-bludgeoner:
The face of a man suspected of suspicious bacon:
If you have been affected by issues raised in any of these stories then get a grip of yourself, it was only meant to be lighthearted observation.