Greasy Feedback

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It’s a sign of any quality operation where both negative and positive feedback is utilised to continually improve standards.

Personally I just like reading what other people think when they see one of my fries on social media. Some of the more humorous ones are usually written when I’ve popped a picture onto the mighty and notorious Fry Up Police‘s Facebook group page. Here is a selection of my own personal favourite comments on my last five fryups posted there.

As you can see some people are so emotionally charged by the sight of fried food that they occasionally let slip an expletive…

  • That fry and myself need some alone time

  • That is f*cking majestic

  • You never fail to turn me on

  • Hail Satan

  • I’d suck anything for an go on that

  • I wouldn’t shit for a week if I ate that

  • I’d let it trump in my mouth

  • You eat at ridiculous hours. I missed ‘you old piss tank’ off the end of that sentence!

  • I’d smash its back doors in

  • I’d marry you, you fat bastard!

  • Ballads shall be written about this

  • Can I adopt you?

  • I see you’ve gone with the fried bread cantilever plate expansion system

  • Give me a shout if you fancy an affair

  • You know when new mothers see their babies for the first time…yeah, like that. 

  • Can you suck t*ts as well as cook???

  • Marry me?  

  • Holy mother of fry ups…

  • Everything else in life is sh*t compared to this fry

  • These eggs look too nice you f*cking c*nt 

  • I done a sex wee  

  • You could have my babies with those skills

  •  I’d shag it

  • If it were an horse I would ride it you filthy slut

Marriage proposals aren’t that uncommon in feedback to my fryups, however I am keeping a very close eye on the more indecent proposals which have recently been showing a worrying upward trend.

In other news we now have a Youtube channel, only a few short runny egg vids on there at the moment, you can find it right here.

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